Early Life:
Nostradamiss Cykosyss was a Nostradamus wanna be, unfortunately, Nostradamiss was not as smart as Nostradamus. She was born in 1695 to a family of 15 siblings in a small town near Lichtenstein. She loved watching Nostradamus documentaries on Netflix and sometimes YouTube (she preferred Netflix, because she could stream the movies through her brothers' X-Box). She was extremely obsessed with Nostradamus (that Nostradamus had to hide from her). She then was inspired to be like him, she determined to know the future of everything without any psychic talents. However, she attempted very diligently to use her psychotic talents instead. She was obsessed with herself, thinking ohhhhhhh.....I'm so smart and I know everything. Nostradamiss was born in a family where everyone competed to talk, whoever talked without breathing for 25 minutes at the dining table won a sardine. Winning a sardine in her family was a huge deal. She and her siblings were very competitive at this dining table activity. The more sardines they won, the more recognized they were. Every night her parents had to call an ambulance, because one of Nostradamiss' siblings would pass out due to lack of oxygen. Her parents were very... very... proud of their children's ability to become more and more psychotic, but Nostradamiss was their utmost favorite. After she won her sardines, she would proudly hang them around her waist and walk around the village bragging about her psychotic ability (She didn't know the differences between psychic and psychotic.). The villagers tried and tried very hard to explain to her the differences between the two words, but she disregarded everyone. Why wouldn't she, she friggin knew everything. Come on.....dumb villagers!!
Final years:
Nostradamiss blossomed to be forever more psychotic, she couldn't have been more proud of herself (so were her parents). She fell so deeply in love with a young man named Insayne Indamembrayne. To her surprise, Insayne wanted nothing to do with her and that caused her to be very upset and hurt. For the love that she had for him made everything in her life unbearable. She decided to stalk Insayne, she was everywhere he was. She made sure to make herself visible to him. One late afternoon, Nostradamiss followed Insayne in the woods. She was hoping big time to play hide and seek with him. She thought to herself.....saaweeet!!!!!!!!!! Insayne eventually spotted the sardines and recognized right away that Nostradamiss stalked him again. To his irritation, he confronted her and decided to grab the sardines off her waist and started eating them one at a time. They were kinda rotten because Nostradamiss had them for a long time without adding any preservatives to them; although they were organics which was pretty in...in today's world. She was definitely ahead of her time. To Nostradamiss' shock, nobody dared touch her sardines......nobody!!!!!!!!!!!! She was so furious that Insayne had to run away as quickly as possible. She wasn't going to forgive him (who was supposedly the love of her life). She apparently loved her sardines more than anything, they were her pride and joy. She didn't know what to do, but she knew that she had to chase Insayne and punished him. As she started running, she slipped on her own sardines.....yup her very own sardines. She then fell into one sardine after another; she was so mad, and that caused her to not even remember who she was. She didn't remember anything, she didn't remember her own home. She continued to wander into the woods and she was never to be found ever again.
Hope you learn something from this story. "Don't get mad, get Glad"!
Note: This story is almost based on a true story.
Nostradamiss Cykosyss was a Nostradamus wanna be, unfortunately, Nostradamiss was not as smart as Nostradamus. She was born in 1695 to a family of 15 siblings in a small town near Lichtenstein. She loved watching Nostradamus documentaries on Netflix and sometimes YouTube (she preferred Netflix, because she could stream the movies through her brothers' X-Box). She was extremely obsessed with Nostradamus (that Nostradamus had to hide from her). She then was inspired to be like him, she determined to know the future of everything without any psychic talents. However, she attempted very diligently to use her psychotic talents instead. She was obsessed with herself, thinking ohhhhhhh.....I'm so smart and I know everything. Nostradamiss was born in a family where everyone competed to talk, whoever talked without breathing for 25 minutes at the dining table won a sardine. Winning a sardine in her family was a huge deal. She and her siblings were very competitive at this dining table activity. The more sardines they won, the more recognized they were. Every night her parents had to call an ambulance, because one of Nostradamiss' siblings would pass out due to lack of oxygen. Her parents were very... very... proud of their children's ability to become more and more psychotic, but Nostradamiss was their utmost favorite. After she won her sardines, she would proudly hang them around her waist and walk around the village bragging about her psychotic ability (She didn't know the differences between psychic and psychotic.). The villagers tried and tried very hard to explain to her the differences between the two words, but she disregarded everyone. Why wouldn't she, she friggin knew everything. Come on.....dumb villagers!!
Final years:
Nostradamiss blossomed to be forever more psychotic, she couldn't have been more proud of herself (so were her parents). She fell so deeply in love with a young man named Insayne Indamembrayne. To her surprise, Insayne wanted nothing to do with her and that caused her to be very upset and hurt. For the love that she had for him made everything in her life unbearable. She decided to stalk Insayne, she was everywhere he was. She made sure to make herself visible to him. One late afternoon, Nostradamiss followed Insayne in the woods. She was hoping big time to play hide and seek with him. She thought to herself.....saaweeet!!!!!!!!!! Insayne eventually spotted the sardines and recognized right away that Nostradamiss stalked him again. To his irritation, he confronted her and decided to grab the sardines off her waist and started eating them one at a time. They were kinda rotten because Nostradamiss had them for a long time without adding any preservatives to them; although they were organics which was pretty in...in today's world. She was definitely ahead of her time. To Nostradamiss' shock, nobody dared touch her sardines......nobody!!!!!!!!!!!! She was so furious that Insayne had to run away as quickly as possible. She wasn't going to forgive him (who was supposedly the love of her life). She apparently loved her sardines more than anything, they were her pride and joy. She didn't know what to do, but she knew that she had to chase Insayne and punished him. As she started running, she slipped on her own sardines.....yup her very own sardines. She then fell into one sardine after another; she was so mad, and that caused her to not even remember who she was. She didn't remember anything, she didn't remember her own home. She continued to wander into the woods and she was never to be found ever again.
Hope you learn something from this story. "Don't get mad, get Glad"!
Note: This story is almost based on a true story.
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