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What a weird day it was!!  Everything seemed to be inside out...upside down.  I needed to sit back and chill and hope that things will be OK again ...... hmm.  Anyway, I'm switching gear now and I'm not worrying anymore.....just because the Mayan said the world is gonna end on December 21, 2012.  Alright y......what should I do?  What should I do for the next 16 days before the end of the world?  I've got some brilliant idea I think I should do starting tomorrow.


See below for my to-do list, you're more than welcome to copy me any day except for December 10, 2012.  The activity on this date is so copyrighted.






Dec. 6, 2012:  Eat lots of mini corn dogs and other deep fried food , and stop paying bills (smart idea!)
December 7, 2012:  Fly home to visit my parents, siblings, relatives, and friends-
Eat lots of food I don't normally get in Michigan while visiting my parents, play lots of card games, and wins tons of cash
December 8, 2012:  (Smack or) Swear at somebody whom I've been wanting to (smack or) swear at for the longest time, but didn't have the guts to do it before
December 9, 2012:  Fly back to Michigan to spend time with my family & my pets ( In the meantime, I must get several sessions of massage while at every airport and shop at every duty-free shop.)
December 10, 2012:  Fly to London to meet Daniel Craig for dinner, sit on his lap, and french kiss him according to my husband's suggestion
December 11, 2012:  Spend another day in London with my husband & daughter and shop till we drop
December 12, 2012:  12.12.12 Great number!  Buy a lotto and win a mega million prize (in case the world doesn't really end)
December 13, 2012:  Get a Twiggy haircut-and if it looks horrible on me, oh well...who cares.....I only have 8 days left
December 14, 2012:  Adopt more pets, the more the merrier
December 15, 2012:  Open Christmas presents...might as well....let's do it!!
December 16, 2012:  Make cinnamon rolls with lots of butter & sugar, and eat them warm while playing pictionary with friends and family
December 17, 2012:  Throw a New Year's Eve party, go crazy, and remember to invite some drunkards over (can't wait)
December 18, 2012:  Buy Filet Migon for Stella and Sushi grade Tuna for Miu Miu, they must be indulged!!
December 19, 2012:  T.P. every house in the neighborhood, I won't be needing much toilet paper anymore
December 20, 2012:  Call my parents, watch James Bond movies marathon, watch lots of South Park, eat lots of good food that's bad for me (such as: crispy chicken skin & grilled steak & pork fat), and fall asleep with food in my mouth, this way I won't be starving when I wake up in the morning
December 21, 2012:  Wake up, wait and see what'll happen (If the world doesn't end, I'm still cool as ice since I have just won a mega million lotto on 12.12.12.)

Now I realize, I'm such a genius.  I should have won lots of genius prizes.....hahhahahhah.............

By the way, a friend of mine named "Sue" would like me to mention her on this post.  Hi Sue!  (Sue's one of the greatest animal lovers in the universe)  Good night.....Sue..................we love you.  Keep up your kind heart and amazing work with the animals :)

Jen Woods
12/17/2012 09:53:04 am

Um I thought there was a party tonight and I was not invited!

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OBG
12/18/2012 02:06:48 am

Jen.....Yes, you were invited, but you chose not to come ;)

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    I’m an atypical almost middle-aged girl who currently lives in a beautiful tiny town called “Spring Lake”, Michigan.  I’m not a full-time mom or a full-time wife (because I work full-time), but I’m a mom, a wife, an animal lover, a cook, a food addict, a former city girl, an aspired Bond girl, and etc……. I was born in a magical faraway land so far away from Spring Lake.  The exact distant from my home town and Spring Lake is 8741 miles.  The best way to get there is to fly…..oh my….oh my, not too much fun being on a plane that long.  Anyway, let’s see what I have in store for you.

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